Tuesday, April 7, 2009

i'm sick from an agriculturally based diet

i smell body odour

who is producing that body odour!

heh heh heh heh heh

i have to go work on a stephen crane paper

when i typed that i felt the urge to eat to make myself feel better

work is hard

lazy mother fuckers

people in hunter gatherer societies only have to work three hours a day

doing things that benefit them directly in ways they can see like food and water things

my throat hurts

should i just go buy a pack of oreos and a large thing of carrot juice and eat them in a park with a book i go get from the library? i am having urges to do that. that seems like the ideal thing i want to do all the time. maybe my ideal thing is eating bananas in the amazon forest. my ideal things always involve eating. this is bad. i'm too alone. if you feel too alone, call xxxxxxxxxxxx and ask for victoria, and we can plan a way to get to the amazon forest and start a hunter gatherer society. no crank calls please or i will probably get in trouble. if you google my number now will this blog come up? anyway, please do that really.

ps why did hits drop a lot after thursday, i don't understand hits

6 comments:

  1. an oreo in a smoothie might be good, as, like, a 'convenient sweetener'

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  2. write something for muumuu bro

    hits will rise probably

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  3. i am the greatest man that ever lived

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  4. good job z dawg

    oreos, yes

    i wrote a thing that is short

    zero phone calls david

    jess is the greatest man that ever lived

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  5. below are some hits rising. i hope this helps.

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